The Old Cow

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DEATH OF THE OLD COW

 

 

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full

on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual

charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and

check--you were driving."

 

So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the

animal is dead but it was old.

 

"You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says

Nancy.

 

Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered,

hair ruffled with a big grin on his face..

 

"My God, what happened to you?" asks Nancy.

 

The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened

his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up

meal and the daughter made love to me."

 

"What on earth did you say?" asks Nancy.

 

"I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to

them, "I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed

the old cow."

Edited July 27, 2010 by BigusDicus