TESCO SCAM

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customers at Tesco

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.

Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to

be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car

as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your

windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling

out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you

thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,

three times just yesterday, and very likely again this

upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

[englishinsiam 15]

customers at Tesco

Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping.

Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to

be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car

as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your

windshield with a rag and Windowlene, with their cleavage almost falling

out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you

thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,

three times just yesterday, and very likely again this

upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

 

 

hahahaha love it

[glynbuk 29]

Good stuff, which Tesco's was this at