Just ask Dad...

[BigusDicus 9,833]

"Mom? I've got a question. The guys at school

are using words I don't understand."

 

"What words dear?"

 

"Pussy and Bitch."

 

Mom inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that's easy.

A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female

dog, like our Sandy."

 

"Thanks, Mom."

 

He then found his Dad out in the garage.

 

"Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."

 

"What words, son?"

 

"Pussy and bitch." I asked Mom, but I don't think she

told me the right meanings."

 

Dad said: "Son, never ask your mother about these

things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."

 

He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the

centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said:

"Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."

 

"Okay, Dad. Then what's a bitch?"

 

Dad replied: "Everything outside the circle."