CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

[pcdodger 2]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

 

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

 

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

 

She directs him down the correct aisle.

 

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

 

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

 

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

 

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

 

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.

 

So, I figure if I have to roll my own ......... so does she.