easter capers

[sinbinjack 251]

A Geordie goes with a Wigan prostitute. He drops his pants, gets his todger out and the lass says, "Bye eck! That's a gud un!"

He says, "Whats a 'gud un'?"

She replys, "It means a big one."

She drops her knickers and he says, "Why aye! That's a canny un!"

She says, "What's a 'canny un'?"

He replys, "A fecking great valley that cowboys ride through!"