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A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her “Stammerers Action Group”. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No-one was improving. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me, without stuttering, the name of the town where you were born, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?" The Englishman piped up . . . . . . . "B - B - B - B - B - B - b-irmingham." "That's no use, Trevor," said the speech therapist. "Who's ne

I always thought sex was about friction.

Serious question ,why does hair grow in your groin?. I mean does it serve any function, other than being a cheap way to floss you teeth.

Sorry but I mean my reply as a joke , considering the number of police brutality videos I see on Facebook where this actually seems like the norm.

Why have you posted racist American police brutality in the funnies section.

I actually did this in Pattaya about 6 or7 years ago when I stayed at the 9karat . I was having a bad stomach day and got on the lift at the 7th floor , it stopped only on either odd or even floors , there were two lifts, and just as the lift stopped at the fifth floor to let 3 Thai guys get on I dropped an absolute bomb of a fart I mean it was mine and I was revolted, but these 3 guys had only registered he pong after the door had closed . So it was funny to see them making faces and scrambling to push the 3rd floor button so they could get off, all I could do was smile and shrug. ..

I didn't know that Meat Loaf had died and I have no idea who the guy with the glasses is . Betty White I did know died but only knowing the 1 thing The joke ,which I now get , flew right over my head.

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Hopefully you will be open when I am able to come to fun town as I really enjoyed my meals sitting by the sea and was so unhappy when you closed , I thought for ever, but glad things are moving in the right direction.

Is this guy famous ? or was this his one chance that he screwed up. I have never heard of him and dont want to hear from him again .

To be honest I am not al that big on Kiss either.

What's so funny ?. I don't get the joke but then again I am not a zeppelin fan. Having just written this I suddenly realised that the pic is KISS so I get it now

Don't fuck with old folk they will get you in the end.

Sometime just a bit of spit and a wipe dry with a tissue will clean a card that can then be read.

If you have a bike on your IDP then you dont need a test as they will just give you a licence when you go to the licence place with all the crap you need as well as the fee. I did it years ago and it took half the morning and I got both my bike and car licence with no hassle at all.