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  1. Thanks Frostie, it was a very good bar crawl, despite a couple of lacklustre clubs, we had good fun. It was good to meet you all, and Phil again. I really enjoyed it all...a bit like the old days. And that Crafty Bushman brought new meaning to that old phrase about'growing old disgracefully'.... Something for us all to aspire to !!
  2. I also at the dentist Wednesday,..but I'll be there. Keeping the name "FLB Bar Crawl" appeals to me....for sentimental reasons. But up to the Regulars !
  3. I use Bell because its clean, safe and convenient... the saving is a bonus !
  4. I noticed that both FLB and Heaven Above have "The Best Party Bar in Pattaya" on their sign boards outside. Copyright infringements? Misrepresentation ? Someone should be suing someone!
  5. THanks Guys... the Tikka Centre's just got a new customer !
  6. It doesn't sound very promising. You'd think with so many visitors from the sub continent (India) there'd be some benefit arising from their presence. Maybe it will take a year or two...
  7. Hi.... does anyone know of a good Indian curry house in Central Patts? I used to like the one in the Papagayo arcade, but the chef left about 18m ago and his Burmese replacement wasn't so good. Tried one up near Central but the ambience was pretty close to zero. I need my biriyanis and vindaloos !
  8. I went to my local STD Clinic in Oz for my annual check up today. No symptoms... just a good idea I reckon for all sorts of reasons. My Doctor was a very pleasant middle aged woman. Asked me the usual background questions... she told me that there was no point in testing for gonorrhea... why not asks I .... cos if you've got that you get a copious (discharge) of greenish stuff... even if its a light dose, you still get the discharge. OK says I. We should test for syphilis she says. Why I ask, I haven't had any spots or lesions on my Dick. Because it's highly infectious and about 30% of people who get it are asymptomatic (they don't have any symptoms) and it sometimes gets you where the condom finishes. Oh... news to me ! Lastly, I tell her no need to test for HIV.... I don't want to waste gov't money and I only had a condom break once or twice. And the chances of getting HIV on a single instance of unprotected sex with someone who has it is very low. Yes, she says. Only a one in a thousand chance for men. Then she changes topic. You buy lottery tickets? she asks. No, is my answer, don't waste my money. I'm sure you would if you had a one in a thousand chance of winning she says. Got me !! You bet I would... so anyone here who buys lottery tickets.... there's a lesson here .... Smart Lady !
  9. After living many years in Africa... the no see, no hear, no hesitation in pace technique has become so natural to me that I'm very rarely bothered by the tailors. Rule number 1 is.never make eye contact... if you can do that you're more than half way there. Oh, and put your hand behind your back if they look really intent on grasping yours. Yuck !
  10. search for Mr Toom on this forum. reliable skupplier of taxis at a fair price..... KK is quite a way...
  11. Thanks Frogster, that was a good recommendation. Don't get put off by the know-it-alls ... the info you provided was good quality, it was new-news and was good enough to enable people to make a choice / find out more. Good stuff! It would be good to see your Trip report... Cheers Mate !
  12. This may be an oldie. But I haven't heard it before..... An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her. Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million." "For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug."
  13. I have used Mr Toom three times now... including a 5 day hire of car+driver.... good cars, good drivers and entirely reliable. But watch out for arrival arrangements at S-poom airport... easy for you to screw it up if it's your first time there. There's a thread in th Newbie Corner about this but my browser too slow today to find and post the link. Ciao...
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