Displayed prices are for multiple nights. Check the site for price per night. I see hostels starting at 200b/day and hotels from 500b/day on agoda.
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for staying in touch, and welcome to another sneak peek at the latest goings on (or off as the case may be.) Pattaya police have been issuing leaflets to Chinese tourists warning them of online scams. Suppose theyâre on about things like advertising Pattaya as a great place for families where they wonât get shot at by gangs or drowned on ferries. Now who would fall for a scam like that? A beach on Koh Larn has been given a major clean up following a rash of complaints about foul smells, flies and litter. This has outraged the Chinese ambassado
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to another New Year, and welcome to Monkeywatch as it enters its 19th year, no less. Doesnât time fly when youâre taking the piss? Thailand is predicted to have lower than normal rainfall this year, so visitors to Pattaya may only find themselves up to their knees in water rather than the usual up to the waist situation. Life just gets better and better. Three people were injured in East Pattaya when a barbecue unexpectedly exploded. Attendees at the function were forced to dive for cover as sausages, burgers and sundry other items were fired a
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Top Gun is indeed the old Pulse Club. Champagne and Bachelors still closed as far as I know.
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to you all, and prepare to be transported to a wonderland of Christmas magic and festive delights. Okay, itâs just the same old shit with tinsel on. Letâs kick off with a rather strange tale. A prisoner went on the run a couple of weeks ago after escaping from Bangkok Pattaya Hospital where heâd been taken for surgery on his penis. A surgeon told police not to bother searching for the man as theyâd be able to re-arrest him as soon as he returned to the hospital. When asked how he was so sure the man would return, the surgeon replied âWell weâve stil
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for visiting us once again, and welcome to another session of worm can lid lifting. Tin openers at the ready. So December 15 is the big day when we finally get the near mythical official 4am bar closing times. So this puts us back exactly where we were about 20 plus years ago when many of us were visiting Pattaya for the very first time. Isnât progress wonderful? Interestingly, itâs been pointed out that the new closing time regulations donât extend the hours during which alcohol can be served, so youâll need to buy a shitload of beer before 2am to
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap encore une fois, and welcome to our autumn almanac of stories you couldnât make up. Well not entirely anyway. A tourist in Thailand turned up at a local airport the other week asking for help as he couldnât remember which hotel he was staying at. The staff duly made enquiries and told him âWell, weâve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that weâve found out that youâre booked in at The Hilton. The bad news is that itâs the Amsterdam Hilton. Thereâs a bus stop at the end of the road.â The Department of Marine and coastal Res
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Maybe we have a woke tourist in our midst?
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for coming back for more, and welcome to some more dollops of dirt served up on a Pattaya platter. Engage warped drive. Letâs begin with some good news. Itâs been reported that Chinese visitor numbers to Pattaya are declining. Various reasons have been put forward to explain this, such as higher air fares and visa complications, but no mention was made of things like Chinese drowning on sinking ferries, being shot dead in the crossfire between feuding Thai gangs and plummeting to their death from various high-placed locations. Must have slipped the
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to another month, and welcome to more midsummer mayhem in Loony Land. On with the show. Well, weâve said goodbye to the old Walking Street and hello to the new sign-free and cable-free version. Donât worry though â if you feel a bit nostalgic, just wander up any of the side sois and see things exactly as they were before. Vehicles have been banned from Bali Hai pier following the discovery of structural damage to its supports. Probably due to the weight of all those Chinese tourists standing on it. Either that or theyâve been eating it. Anyon
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for tuning in again, and welcome to the latest delve into the goings on and goings off in Snigger City. Letâs do it. The construction work on 2nd Road is due to be completed by the end of this month so we can expect to see things get back to normal sometime in 2024. Or 2025. Possibly. The Ministry of Public Health, concerned by a serious shortage of medical personnel, has come up with a radical plan to solve the problem. It goes along the lines of âget some more.â If only the West could think with such clarity. A 19 year old Thai chap sur
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, showaddy crap to all present, and welcome to another midsummer nightâs wet dream as we probe the pits of Patts. The mayor of Pattaya has personally assured the safety of 2000 Chinese tourists who will be arriving in Pattaya next month. Doubt if this will be much comfort to the other 8000 or so who are expected to turn up as well. After managing to escape from his tour group and losing his phone, a Chinese tourist got pissed as a rat and threatened to jump from his Central Road hotel balcony. So thatâs his idea of a threat, is it? Some people did try to talk
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for looking in, and welcome to this monthâs look at the things happening in Patts, both big and small. Well okay, just small then. This month the WHO brought glad tidings of comfort and joy for travellers to Thailand by announcing that Covid-19 is no longer a global health emergency. Well how about that? So what will their next up-to-the-minute pronouncement be? That World War 2 is over? Silly buggers. Former Thai Prime Minister and fugitive Thaksin Shinawatra has announced that he intends to return to Thailand in July after 17 years of exil
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I do indeed and thank you for your offer, which is much appreciated. New sources of pics are always most welcome.
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Greetings Monkeywatchers, core coon crap for coming back for more, and welcome to some more tales about the pitfalls of life in the land of sniggers. Shortly before the beginning of Songkran, the boys in brown started carrying out so-called nightclub inspections âto make tourists feel safe and secure.â Not sure that the best way to achieve this is to have police jackbooting their way around nightclubs harassing patrons. One bar owner said heâd had his back doors smashed in, though it later transpired that this related to a visit heâd made to Katoeys âRâ Us. Alcohol limits were introd