Easily Done

[DrPat 417]

A man received a text message from his neighbour which said:

 

"Sorry Jim, but I have been taking advantage of your wife... day and night whenever you've not been at home. In fact, probably more than you. I'm confessing now because I feel really guilty. I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies. I will ask your permission in the future."

 

Upon reading this, Jim gets his gun and without uttering a word he shoots his wife.

 

A few minutes later he receives another text:

 

"Sorry Jim, bloody predictive text! I meant ‘wifi’ not ‘wife’.”

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