Blonde from the city

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Subject: Blonde from the city....

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

 

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to

Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows

today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's

stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets

here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial

insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. “I came to

inseminate the cow,” he said.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and

when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me,

lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the

right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple." she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she

explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail

for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I

guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.