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MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wed

Why is abbreviate such a long word?

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is a bit like licking your sister out.....it tastes the same, but it just isn't right,somehow.

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant. Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker. Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here! The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

My Business Class flights for Xmas 2007 cost £1471.66 with Qatar

I did telephone but the woman who answered didn't speak English and there was apparently no-one else there to speak to me. I tried to send another e-mail with BT but that bounced too. However, I have now found somewhere else to stay and booked, so the problem is resolved. Thanks for your input.

I get this:- Hi. This is the qmail-send program at yahoo.com. I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver your message to the following addresses. This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. <info@tigglebittiestavern.com>: 70.86.72.242 does not like recipient. Remote host said: 550-"The recipient cannot be verified. Please check all recipients of this 550 message to verify they are valid." Giving up on 70.86.72.242. --- Below this line is a copy of the message. Return-Path: <stevelancs@yahoo.co.uk> Received: (qmail 97084 invoked by uid 60001); 2

I stayed at Mind Ressort last Xmas and visited Tigglebitties a few times. They had recently added some very nice rooms and the rates were good. I am trying to book 16 nights over Xmas and New Year. However, the e-mail address on the leaflet they gave me and on the web-site doesn't work. Does anybody have the correct address, please. The web site is http://www.tigglebittiestavern.com/

I am looking to fly to BKK on the 22nd December and return on the 9th Jan 2008. I have looked high and low and can't find anything cheaper than £1729.60 with Etihad or £1442.80 with Qatar. This doesn't include a limo so far as I am aware. When I looked again at cheaptickets.com it turns out that they add a lump (about £25) for posting the tickets from the US, so they are more expensive than Opodo in view of that extra charge.

A big thank you for all for the replies, and especially flighty...it's these little details that can mean so much! However, having now tried to find the deal I thought I had made a careful note of, it has disappeared. It seems likely that I confused myself considerably, because there are no flights anywhere near the low figure in my first post. Having juggled around with dates I now find that the cheapest is Quatar at £1442, then Etihad at £1729. Sorry to trouble you again, but is Etihad worth the extra £300? The times for both flights are similar, both without long stop-overs. Thanks, S

I am going to book early for Xmas 2007 and have been looking around for cheap flights from Manchester. Etihad seem to be very competative, but I have always flown Emirates before and been impressed with them. Has anybody tried them? Are they ok? I had to book one leg of my trip -Dubai to BKK -Business Class last year due to leaving it too late, and having been spoiled by the extra seat space and legroom, I am thinking of doing the whole trip Busines Class this time and again Etihad seem relatively cheap (1673 USD) Also, cheaptickets.com seems a good site. What do you think?

When I visited Sri Lanka a couple of years ago, and again when I was in Malaysia, I noticed that there were a lot of Agencies advertising for Nannys and domestic helpers to work abroad. Has anybody thought about hiring a nice young lady in this way to look after one in Blighty, or elsewhere? I have room in my mansion for a maid and could provide food and lodging and a small income for some sweet young thing in return for the normal wifely duties...Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.. Could it be done? Would a change of tartlet every 6 months or so with Air-fares paid be aceptable, do you thin