StupidFucker

I you wouldn't mind, I would be interested in a little more information about the house you have for sale. I wouldn't mind owning a house in that area. Drop me an e-mail at Nitram.Blf@hotmail.com

One guy I know that moved here almost 12 years ago isn't having such a good run of luck lately. He was having a good stretch for a while. He bought his wife a bunch of land, and a house near Bang Chang. They had a nice daughter. He has a good job with a company vehicle. Then things went tits up when he started fucking around on his wife constantly. Lost his good job, lost his mode of transportation. Left his wife, wife hept the house and the land. He got fuck all. He has to pay her 10,000 baht a month, from his 80,000 baht a month salary (which is closer to 70,000 after taxes). He's be

If you knew the history between Brucey and BHY, you would know that is was taking the piss and not meant as a joke. I still have hopes for them though. I truely believe that they could be long lost brothers.

Sorry Brucey, BHY has a thing about wearing hats indoors. He finds it very disrespectful. It's a military thing I guess?

I thought that you said you would never go there? What is it any of your business, if you never plan on going there?

Contact the Penthouse Hotel. They provide a limo service that also provides 1 or 2 girls to help you with your trip. Champagne as well.

Thanks for all the help with my technical problems!

I bought a bunch of Bob's BBQ sauce a couple years ago at the Jesters Childrens Fair. That was some good stuff. I didn't see any taco sauce there? Is this a new product? I will most likely be making that long 45 minute drive South next Saturday. What time does Shooters open for business?

Yes I do leave my bags with the people at the taxi stand. I am not talking about the hawkers, I am talking about the taxi service provided by the airport. Up to you again. I don't think I could fit all my luggage in the little stall, and still have room to sit on the bog.

Okay Brucey, all jokes aside mate. We need an answer to the question that everyone is talking about....... What's the verdict on the free taco nights? Your partner said that if free taco nights go, then he was going too. Was this not a good statement for him to make? Are the taco's really that good?

Better yet, you get 3-4 of your friends that have already ate dinner. Then go there, and then you can get them to give you their 3 free taco's. That would be 9-12 free taco's for the price of one draft beer.

You could go inside for 3 free taco's and a draught beer then go outside and wait. 5555!

Do yoy think Toom would have insurance that would cover all your medical bills should his driver have an accident with you in the car? I highly doubt they have anything more than collision coverage. However, that tedious paperwork that you fill out at the airport is mostly for insurance purposes. I would rather know that in case of an emergency, the driver wont take a runner or the company wont say "good luck fucker" as you are laying in the hospital.

Is this the really good looking one that used to work the gogo's? The one that is supposedly his star performer? A pic would be nice.

How will you get her number? Negotiating in Brucey's bar and arranging later, still means you should pay him a barfine.

They real question is......is your tight ass willing to pay the barfine and her standard ST / LT rates? 5555!

5555! I was also thinking, "what the fuck is he going to build them a linen closet to live in"? 5555! 2 rai is a good sized chunk of land. My house is built on 2.5 rai, and I got room to build 3 more houses there easy. I think we have covered that already! Big Headed Yobbo!

I always used that waiting time to my advantage. I would get the taxi lined up, then hit the bog for a good shit, then go and get me some beer to tide me over until the half way stop at the rest area on the motorway. By the time I was finished, my bags were loaded into the car, and the driver was ready to leave. Why are you guys in such a hurry all the time? Relax, you are on vacation. I know you are all jittery from the lack of coochy you get back home and all. But it's only a couple hours a way once you have landed.

How's that Work Permit coming along mate? Have they even submitted the documents yet?

I guess I am not so poor that I don't worry about a measely 600 baht. I don't understand how some of you have any fun in Thailand? If you have to holiday on a strict budget, it can't be much fun?

I also find that the price of the food gets less and less the further away from the tourist area in Pattaya. Some very good value seafood can be had down the road from Pattaya in Sattahip near the ocean.

Whenever I fly into Thailand, I always just use the taxi service at the airport. I can get them down to 1,800 baht for the trip. I know it is 600 baht more than Toom, but the extra money for me is well worth not having to worry about his driver showing up or not. If there is one thing you can count on at the airport, it's that there will always be plenty of taxi's wanting your business.

The little noodle carts are very good value as well. 20-25 baht for a good sized bowl of noodles.