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if you have a fan & a/c, switch the a/c off & use the fan only! any filter will be full of microbes & in humid warm countries they are the perfect breeding ground for every nasty known to man! also on flights the oxygen is reduced to save money, so the co2 levels are higher than normal, when you drink, dehydration is accelerated & intoxication happens much faster.

chipped a tooth about 6 months ago & i am shit scared of developing an abcess, so i will visit a dentist while in patts. i was wondering, can you just walk in for treatment & how much for a filling? also fancied a little diamond embedded in one of my eye teeth for that extra lustre!

went last march for £370 all in, direct flight, LHR-BKK. try WestEast travel. they offer free national express returns anywhere in the uk to LHR. ps. if you are brave enough to wait until about 6 weeks before you are due to go, they sometimes offer specials! but as with all things there are no wins without taking chances. (up to you)

you were only s'posed to blow the bloody doors off!

what a tommy tanker!

hi, matador, i don't know if you can be for real! or is this bullshit? ( a matador would know what that smells like) i'm afraid that if you get "robed" in thailand, you will have to be a monk for the rest of your life! 'm not sure what an "argumnent" is, so i would advise that you take a tuk tuk instead. as for "loosing" your wallet, i suggest you tighten it up a bit! and lastly, if you want to get engaged to a thai girl, you should give her a ring not a condom! hope you find this post useless, i'm going to take my medication now. oh, & by the way

i reckon a bar girl sent this post!, it would make perfect sense to one of them.

i will be in bkk,03/05/04, stay at nana, for 2 -3 nights. then go to pattaya 06/05/04 if you want cum with me. up to you!

i never pay more than 1,000 baht

get up still pissed from the night before, take your tg to a bar for copious ammounts of coffee, try to watch the movie of the day whilst secretly lusting after the stunner with the long legs that just served you. & as you start to regain some sobriety, you realise that the legs that you had been fantasising about for the last hour or so belong to the resident ladyboy!

hi, sparkey. i will be going to los late july & to be honest it is better to wait rather than book now.as the prices are sky high (no pun intended) all you need to do is wait until you are 2 months away then make enquiries & i guartantee you will get better offers. it is a bit like buying a car, don't splash out on the first deal that comes along! we always go out in a party of 3, so we are restricted by work commitments etc. having said that, we never pay over the odds!