dundermifflin

I'll agree with that,loved the place when I was there,got to be my favourite breakfast in Pattaya by far.

And highly likely no insurance either...

Surely you mean "come back to England" ? That's where you are isn't it ?

I know, I also book well in advance, I enjoy the daily craik in the Cafe and the books are my favourite pastime, I am booked in December and again will book my next trip just before Songkran water festival Go early did you ?

You should know who I am ! You may even still have my paypal details and possibly my address too. But ok,no comment from me either.

Do you not think I looked at the website ? Very easy to tart up photo's to brighten things up isn't it ? As for other things on the site I won't bring them up here. Why make walls up out of thin plywood ? Plasterboard is available and the sound qualities are far better,I know this after renovating many houses in England so it's not as if I don't know what I'm talking about. I didn't go looking for dirt either,my wallet fell behind the fridge and that's when I saw the mess behind it,under the bed was spotted by a lady while I was doing things to her.Yes I'm quite energetic too. The lady I was with actually spoke to your wife about it but seemed to think that your wife spoke down to her because she was a bargirl.It was cleaned the next day when another lady I was with showed the cleaner under the bed and behind the fridge. I didn't scowl at any of your waitress's,I tried to order food from one in particular and it was like I'd asked her how much for a fuck not for a breakfast,I know they're from Burma but surely they've been in Pattaya long enough to understand breakfast number one with coffee please ? All the other restaurants I ate in had Thai girls working there and I never had any problems at all. The rooms look nice at the other place,good standards there by the look of it but if they're 100 yards away does that mean they're off towards Third Road ? If so then I'd imagine the all night noise level from the Thai gay bars/cafes and Karaoke bars will go up noticeably. I stayed here after reading reports,I checked the website,it looked ok.I had a good time in Pattaya but I won't be staying here again,for an extra fiver a night I can get a cracking clean fresh room just about anywhere. And Derek's a fun guy ? Your idea of fun and mine must be miles apart,even Keith threatened him while I was there because of the things he was saying.You could tell him I don't appreciate him asking me in front of a lady if I want some jelly to make me go like a fucking train,not big and not clever,at least Keith and Mark apologised for his behaviour later on.

I stayed at Canterbury Tales and the breakfast was average at best.The best for me were Witherspoons,The Ritz and the Little Wonder Cafe closely followed by 18 Coins. All were really tasty and reasonably priced for what you get and good sevice too.

I stopped here earlier this year and I'm sorry but I wasn't impressed at all.The room was reasonably clean but under the bed and behind the fridge looked like they hadn't been cleaned in weeks.Generally the room felt and looked tired. I think the walls were made of very thin plywood as I could hear everything that was going on in the next room in the day and at night ! I had the breakfast a couple of times but it was ruined for me by that loudmouth wanker Derek,why don't you tell him to shut up Dave,every sentance was fucking this or cunt that,totally un-neccesary and you should do something to curb his language. The breakfast itself was barely average and although the girls tried hard their grasp of English is very poor to say the least,they're from Burma I believe aren't they ? One girl in particular just seemed totally dis-interested and offended to serve me ! Good points The wifi was good downstairs,slower in the room though. Some good books for sale but again where were the free newspapers you advertise on the website ? Mark and Keith were helpful and Mark knows what he's doing when he's working,Keith seemed a nice guy too but does he have to be so sharp with those cleaners ? Give my regards to them both ok and thanks for the advice from them. I'm not having a personal dig at you Dave but there are things at your place that just aren't right and have put me off staying there again.Ok you get what you pay for but I feel that you do need to spruce up your place quite urgently especially as the Chow Soy across the road has been done out and looks great now judging by the photo's and reviews it's getting.