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NEWS FLASH.............. All the women of Iraq have shaved off their pubic hair in protest of the American government and the impending war. A large crowd gathered outside the American embassy holding up banners with the message "read our lips no more Bush" on them. [smiley=wanker.gif]

I cant believe sven did what he did in what amounted to the aussies world cup final, I couldnt stand it if they start beating us at football as well. In all fairness though I went to the game and we didnt deserve anything better.

We flew out on the 22nd of december nad flew back on the 15th of jan (eventually getting home late on the 18th). I know what your saying about the name of the airline but it was half price of anything else we could get (yes, now i know why) and after flying sri lankan air before, which is suprisingly good, I thought fuck it, it cant be that bad, to be fair it was fuckin funny at first but it wears a bit thin aftyer 3 days.

I know what your saying pattaya man, we had 7 hours at heathrow, missed our connection and they were gonna keep us there till boxing day (didnt fancy curry for xmas dinner). They did put us on a plane in the end but only after a near riot. On the way home I had a night in chittagong (shittyhole) then flew to dahka to be told there was no steps to get us off the fuckin "DC10" (still cant believe that) after 45 mins a plane left and some steps became available, the only problem was it was our connection that had fucked off, so back on them fuckin excuse for buses and 2 nights in a minus 5 star hotel, (did you see them shitting in the streets, pattayaman) what a fuckin country. No drinking water in the rooms of the hotel but as much bone curry as you could eat and a stubby can of lager £3, fuckin £3 i ask ya? Then for good measure another 2 hours delay at the airport and an unscheduled stop in dubai, all in all it took me 4 days to get home, if id have known I would have booked a direct flight and had an extra 4 days in thailand. Biman = wank.

Im the same I know what i like and i like what i know.....and thats pattaya.

Just dont do it! I would sooner pay 3 grand on a proper airline than 3 pence to fly with these horrible cunts again.

Ive just booked with emirates for £482 and its one of the best airlines in the world. A word of warning to anybody who comes across a cheap flight from biman bangladeshi airlines, do not even think about it, we booked late for christmas and all the flights were over a grand, untill we came across one for £500, fuk it i said lets book it. We got a 7 hour delay at heathrow, then the plane was a dc10 (built in the 60s) they play allah akbah for 20 minutes over the speakers before you take off and the food is fukin rank, the best bit is, we took some sleepers and the bastards kept waking us up for the food, no matter how many times we told them. On our return journey we left bangkok on the 15th jan, on our way in to dahka the captain said there is fog so we would have to land in chittagong in the south, so we had one night in a real shit hole of a hotel and travelled on buses that your local scrap yard wouldnt take, we set off on the 30 minute flight to dahka just after landing the captain came on again "there are no steps to get you off the plane, as soon as a plane leaves and some become available we will let you off" 45 minutes later we get off to find the steps had come from our connection plane and it had fucked off, by this time all the bangladeshis are home leaving about 10 english and about 30 germans, the germans got straight on a flight to dusseldorf (jammy twats) and we were told we wouldnt be leaving till the 18th, so back on the buses to an even worse hotel were they wouldnt even give us drinking water for the rooms, we had no (local) money no luggage (same clothes for 4 days) and the place is one big toilet. When we did eventually leave 2 days later I thought to my self, thank fuck for that im going home at last, that cunt of a pilot had other ideas, I was awoken from my tamazepam induced sleep to be told we were making an unscheduled stop in dubai. I got home a full four days after we set off, with a pissed off boss and my luggage missing. The extra money is worth it!

Im just back from my third trip and have booked for easter and the summer in my opinion both have their uses, the go gos for the short time and the beer bars for the long time girls, theres alot to be said for the bj bars as well.

Get the little diamond sleeping pills from any pharmacy in bangkok or pattaya, they would knout out an elephant and cost about 12 pence each. valium is pretty easy to come by as well. ;