Anyone for Flip Flops?
First thing I have to admit to is that I ‘Go Barefoot in the Penthouse hotel.’ Yep – I’ve come out the closet with this revelation. When I stay there I walk around my room (sometimes I stay in a suite) totally barefoot with my flip flops in the closet.
Another admission is that I’m a touchy kind of person. I like to touch things and I have touched things in my room (sometimes I stay in a suite) and have lived to tell the tale despite staying there on a regular basis for the last ten years. I wonder exactly what things I shouldn’t have touched but there you go.
For me this hotel is sexy, quirky and functional all at the same time. I’ve read that it’s a brothel but for me a brothel conjures up images of madams with whips, chains and handcuffs. I’ve never seem any of this stuff. I would say it’s more soft porn with the all the mirrors, love bars, love swing, flashing Christmas lights and porn channels etc. Sometimes I try a suite with a Jacuzzi which is also a plus.
Yet another admission coming up. I love Issan girls and with the extra nourishment on offer I don’t have to wine and dine them. Only joking I do wine and dine them and enjoy intellectual conversation with them, building up chemistry, before we get down to any action. As for the action they do tend to like the rooms (sometimes I stay in a suite), forgetting about the extra nourishment, and the action is normally pretty hot even if I do say so myself.
Other things to enjoy are. Free breakfast, free Wi-Fi, free tea and coffee in the rooms/suites, free cold towels, free candy in the rooms/suites and all over the hotel. The beds are extremely comfortable with mattress that are more than 10 inches thick and they are big enough for about six people. Two free joiner fees and security will make sure all joiners are old enough to be joining you and keep their ID cards. The restaurant offers a full menu 24/7 and room service is also available 24/7 with the same menu. Maids are on call 24/7 as well so you can wake up when you want and get your room cleaned whenever you want.
They are currently upgrading the front of the hotel to accommodate the sun deck and outdoor spa pool on the second floor. I’ve recently stayed in one of the second floor rooms (214) that leads to the sun deck. Both room and sun deck are outstanding.
So, don’t be put off by comments about an old hotel. It might be old but the owners are giving it a lot of tendering loving care. As for star rating it’s a boutique hotel and my understanding is that the normal hotel star ratings don’t apply. I could be wrong. For me the value is extremely good so I give it five.
Take a look khun kanchan and enjoy Pattaya.