Slow_Hand

A minister in a clerical collar is checking into the Marriott Hotel and says to the desk clerk: "I just want to make sure the porn on my TV is disabled." With a look of disgust, the desk clerk replies, "No, you sick fuck. It's just regular porn!"

I have stayed at the Sabai Inn several times before. I am planning to return again later this month. The 700 baht rate is a good deal for a well-appointed, carpeted room. Try to get an outside room facing away from the noisy Thai night club on the 2nd road side. I usually go to Big C to buy a fan, a reading lamp, and an electric kettle when I stay there. The rooms are a bit dark and a reading lamp helps if you like to read in your room a lot. I like to have a fan blowing to augment the air conditioning so I usually get a small table or floor fan for a few weeks. The 700 baht r

Great joke. It reminded me of a proctologist I knew when I was a Navy Hospital Corpsman at Balboa Navy Hospital in San Diego in 1974. Dr. S was the head of the proctology department and he held the rank of REAR ADMIRAL.

Cost = $6499 USD for a guaranteed three-holer, plus $500 USD for domestic shipping in the US or $850 for international orders. I am sure that for those prices, dolls can be customized to add stretch marks, herpes blisters, anal warts, homemade tatoos, extra belly fat, and any variety of piercings. Just how real do you want her? Basically 2 months in LOS, not including the airfare, for an investment of a lifetime. Now if I could just quit coming over to Pattaya, I could start saving for the "gift that keeps on giving."

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Here is a link to a funny ad for "free breast exams" by Cam and his buddies. The ad was sponsored by the Breast Cancer Society of Canada. Link: http://gprime.net/video.php/canadianbreastexam