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LocalYokul

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  1. stickin' with ICE in this one Ice-T
  2. Ice Cube
  3. her dad John Voight
  4. Sling Blade
  5. Donny Darko
  6. Point Break
  7. first time I saw her was in Devil's Advocate
  8. Gladiator, as Max's keeper Proximo
  9. I was into Alotta Vagina or whatever here character's name was : Barbara Carerra
  10. ok, starting from way back there LA Confidential
  11. I won't be touching them as long as they don't multi-task
  12. Less Than Zero
  13. Good Night, and Good Luck
  14. Mary Joan' Martelly' http://akas.imdb.com/name/nm0286040/bio that dude's got 10 kids
  15. maybe some one-liners will be easier to understand : You know you're trailer trash when... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People." You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean. Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!" Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it. Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
  16. A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?" ' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.. Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.' ''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy." In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?' Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.' The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?' 'Then I call them by their last names.'
  17. the General's Daughter I think I used on Woods already, so : Casino
  18. not in Blues Brothers : Salvador
  19. used Harlem Nights at least once already, so I'll go with Trading Places
  20. Prince of Tides
  21. good grief, that's an oldie, some lame music stars in it, LOL
  22. holy shit, your age is showing again, LOL Kris Kristoffersen
  23. oh now I get it, you're just spamming & figure having a pic of a hot chick will draw more attention, good job ! NOT
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