jayjay

You seem to be upset ? This is the funnies section.

I see you dont understand its called sarcasm. Thats a form of wit. ie funny if you understand it.

All of that is important. But make sure you bring a camera. Then you can show pics of you having sex, to prove your a man and inflate your ego.

Once in a Life time with guess who I looked inside the fridge and what could be seen A very large can of lovely whipped cream There it was in a draw right by the door The more that I looked the more that I saw It stated at Big C and shops far and wide But the harder we looked the less we could find Just when we thought all we could do was fail At Wattana Supermarket we found the Holy Grail Into the RG room we did go To use that cream, you know, you know The she started on me I could use her name But if I did, life would not be the same. First came my dick then my bum and my tum The more she would lick the more would I come Then all change and I got in top gear I don't masturbate and I am not fucking queer She liked me to lick and I went on and on I squirted the cream But alas it was gone. But that did not stop me I continued the game And at last with a smile she came and she came I rolled back elated My ego inflated The story is true but it all ends in pain But then once you've done it ther is nothing to gain She is now into golf I think she is shagging the Boss Do I fucking care ? No i dont give a toss ( I do Really ) This happened, It wasnt my idea ! It was all hers. It was great and there is lots more, you can guess who it was but I will never tell. I am a gentleman.

No No and dont !