Drink!

[LordFlash 45]

Drink!

 

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.

Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."-by Jack Handy

 

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-Frank Sinatra

 

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.-Ernest Hemingway

 

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway

 

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.-Catherine Zandonella

 

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.-Anonymous

 

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W. C. Fields

 

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Tee Mans

 

 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-Henny Youngman

 

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.-Michelle Mastrolacasa

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.-Tom Waits

 

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

 

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke

 

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.-Frank Zappa

 

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-Winston Churchill

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin Franklin

 

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

 

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.-Dave Barry

 

 

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.Humphrey Bogart

 

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.-Dave Barry

 

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.-Dean Martin

 

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-Homer Simpson

 

 

[Eneukman 1]

Can anyone answer this question?

 

Why is it considered a sin to drink for the sake of drinking when so much alcohol used to be brewed by that most religious group, monks? Did monks ever get drunk from all the beer they brewed and the wine they fermented?

 

Alan

 

PS - I'm teetotal. Not!

 

PPS - Large vodka and coke, please.