Coming out of the closet

[Mescalito 19]

Bruce has finally comes to grips with the fact that he is gay, and decides that the first person he must come out to is his mother. He sits her down at her kitchen table and tells her. She says nothing for a moment, then says, "So Bruce, you're telling me that you're a homosexual?"

 

"Yes, mom. I am", he replies.

 

She's silent for a moment.

 

"Then you're telling me that you have sex with other men, right?" she asks.

 

"Ummm, yes Mom; that's what I mean". She's silent again for a moment.

 

"And Bruce, that means sometimes you put another man's penis in your mouth, right?" she asks.

 

A bit uncomfortably, her son admits to this, too.

 

 

His mother sits silently for a while, and then, wagging her finger at him, she yells, "Then I better never again hear you complain about my cooking!!"

[whilliam_mancon 2]