pharmacology

[tom21]

ct: FW: Pharmacology

 

Subject: Fw: Pharmacology

 

 

 

 

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name

and

>generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a

generic

>name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also

>call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

>

> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

>After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it

>recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of

>Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,

>Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be

>available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a

power

>beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a

man

>to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call

>this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of

>"cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

>Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

[Teilo]

Pfizer have also announced that they have formulated Viagra for use by Women

they going to call it......

Niagra