an old one

[tom21 19]

A man boarded an aircraft at Adelaide and took his seat, as he settled

in,he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she

was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right

beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or

vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm

going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States". He

swallowed hard, here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting

next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your

business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are

those?"

"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men

are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian

who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that

French

men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the

Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she

said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know

your name."

 

 

 

 

"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me

Paddy."