Scotsman

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The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack

of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, “For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some

underwear."

 

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the love o' Jasus, here's 20 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

 

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too is naked under it.

"Jesus Christ, Maggie! Where the fuck's yur drawers?"

She too explains, "You don't gie me enough money tae be able tae afford any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fur the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake o' decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."