nursing home

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Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone

In the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man

Looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what

You're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over

There in that rocking chair."

 

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

 

The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that

Nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to

My room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic

Evening you've ever had in your life."

 

The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes,

Starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled

$20 bill and holds it up.

 

"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the

Old man.

 

"Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocker."