One day on the beach...

[BenMajor 0]

A farang was walking along a Pattaya Beach carrying a newspaper when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed man asked if he was going to receive the usual three wishes.

 

The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

 

The man didn't hesitate. He said, "I want peace in the Middle East. Look...see this map?" The man showed the genie the newspaper. "I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

 

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "You're kidding, right? These countries have been at war a thousand of year. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

 

The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right woman. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and does the housecleaning the way I like, is terrific in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't spend my money, is honest...and faithful! That's what I wish for ... a good woman."

 

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fucking map!"

Edited September 23, 2006 by BenMajor