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Irish spin the bottle.

 

You all get in a circle one guy is in the middle, he spins around and drinks a bottle of Whiskey.

Then he has to guess his name.

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Just thought i'd add a few more hope you like :)

 

 

Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan , told them I was suicidal.

 

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

 

 

 

 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

 

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

 

 

 

Q. What's a mixed feeling?

 

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

 

 

 

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

 

A. It's not hard.

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