Chinese Torture

[richardm 1]

A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he

comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is

greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long

graybeard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me

up for the night?"

 

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one

condition." "If you so much as lay a finger on my

daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst

Chinese tortures known to man."

 

"OK," said the man, and entered the house. Over

dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was

young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was

attracted to the young man, as she couldn't keep her

eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old

man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

 

During the night he could bear it no longer and

snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was

careful to keep everything quiet so the old man

wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his

room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a

pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large

rock on his chest with a note on it that read,

 

Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

 

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If

that's the best the old man can do then I don't have

much to worry about." He picked the boulder up,

walked over to the window and threw the boulder out.

 

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that

read,

 

"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.

 

" In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that

was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a

few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped

out of the window after the boulder.

 

As he plummeted towards the ground he saw a large

sign on the ground that read,

 

"Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to

bedpost."

[bangkapiboy 5]

oh man. poor guy. hehe

[henryski 6]

he he thats a cracker

[louis crawley 0]

hey jason i do hope theres no frogs in those appartments you have for rent

 

 

louis