CHEESEBURGER OR A HANDJOB?

[JonBreadMan 19]

CHEESEBURGER OR A HANDJOB????

 

A crusty old man, on a summer holiday,

walks into a beer bar and sees a sign hanging over the

bar which reads:

 

CHEESEBURGER: 50 baht

CHICKEN SANDWICH : 60 baht

HANDJOB: 100 baht

 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he

walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three

exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a

meager looking group of men.

 

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I

help you?"

 

"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the

young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

 

 

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

 

 

The old man replies, "Well wash your fucking

hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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