Women the world over!

[Dave16 1]

A woman decides to have a day shopping. In one store she sees a lovely dress at a reduced price. It fits her a treat so she buys it. She now needs new shoes to go with the dress so she trails around a few shoes shops until she finds a pair she likes and as luck would have it, they are on sale too, 25% off the marked price. She meets her best friend and they have a coffee together and decide to check out the new bargain store which has just opened. They load up with lots of new tops and skirts and sexy underwear. The woman receives a call on her mobile to tell her that her husband has been involved in a bad accisent and is in hospital. She is upset about this but is having such a good time she thinks another hour won't make much difference. She is having one of her best shopping days ever, bargain after bargain adds to her already full shopping bags until she can carry no more. After about four hours she thinks she really must go to the hospital to see her husband.

She arrives and is met by a female doctor. The doctor notices that the woman is fully laden with shopping and says, " I see you have been shopping. For the last five hours your husband has been in intensive care fighting for his life and you don't give a damn. All you think about is yourself, you ought to be ashamed."

The woman breaks down in tears and is clearly very upset. The doctor puts her arm around the woman's shouder and consoles her. "Don't worry dear. I was only joking. You husband died three hours ago. Now, show me what you bought!"

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