The airplane ride

[shamasdog 1]

A marine boards a plane and make his way to his aisle seat.

He notices 2 Arab men sitting in the seats next to the window.

Once the plane took off and reached its cruising altitude the marine took his shoes off to make himself comfortable.

The Arab in the middle seat says to him “ let me up please I want a coke”

The marine says “stay seated I’ll get you the coke”

As he walks to the back of the plane the Arab spits in one of the marines shoes.

He returns with the coke and sits back down.

A little while later the Arab in the widow seat says “ let me up please I want a coke”

The marine says “stay seated I’ll get you the coke”

As he walks to the back of the plane the other Arab spits in the marines other shoe.

The plane began its descent and the marine slipped his shoes back on and realized what happened.

He then thought to himself…is this shit ever going to end…spitting in shoes…pissing in cokes?