Hole-in-One

[steveo 1]

A businessman travelled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few Japanese business associates.

 

Having nothing to do the night before his game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.

 

Later when they were in the throes of passion she suddenly screams out "Kawasaki!".

 

Not knowing the translation he figured it meant he was performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.

 

Again she screamed, "Kawasaki, Kawasaki!" And again he smiled at this congratulation and continued.

 

Finally she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and ran from the room.

 

"Must have been too good for her!" he thought to himself and went to sleep a contented man.

 

The next day while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup for a hole-in-one.

 

Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out "Kawasaki!"

 

Perplexed the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you mean, wrong hole?"

[Blazer 0]

Two guys got paired with 2 ladies one day at the golf course. It happened that one of the guys and one of the girls hit it off quite well so he invited her for a sandwich and beer back at the 19th hole. To make a long story short they ended up in his car with her giving him a blowjob.

 

This same thing happened between the two the following weekend and then again the next. After the third week's blowjob the guy said to the girl, "I really want to take our relationship to the next level!"

 

The girl replied, "No, you don't."

 

The guy said, "Yes, I really do!"

 

The girl said, "No, you don't. I'm a transvestite."

 

The guy lost it. Infuriated he yelled, "That's bullshit man! You've been hitting off the red tees for 3 weeks!"