Mouse Joke

[ToffeeAl 3]

3 mice in the pub discussing who is the bravest, 1st mouse says "i am the bravest because when i see a mousetrap, i jump on it and when the spring snaps shut i bench press it 20 times, then jump up, eat the food on it then throw the trap across the room", 2nd mouse says "thats nothing, when i see that rat poison, i chop it up and snort it", 3rd mouse said nothing, just casually got up and put his coat on to leave "where are you off to" the 2 mice shouted, he replied "I am off to shag the cat"