the captains parrot and the magician

[SPRING 1]

So this magician joins a cruise liner for thier annual tourist season trip in the Antarctic...

Next to the stage where the magic act was performed sat the captains pet parrot night after

night for weeks on end without a peep......then one night the parrot suddenly starts talking

like crazy...and he's giving away the magicians every trick, saying stuff like "its up his sleeve"

"or its behind his ear", and so on and so on every night for weeks..now the magician is really

pissed off with this parrot fucking up his show every night,but theres nothing he can do cause

its the captains pet parrot

Then one day the cruise liner hits an ice berge and sinks, and the only survivors are the magician

and the parrot sitting in a raft for days just staring hatefully at one another without either one saying

a word for five days...

then finally the parrot just can't take it anymore and says "OK I GIVE UP!, WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE FUCKIN SHIP?