The Shipwreck

[shamasdog 1]

Shipwrecked..................................

 

 

A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only

a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking

around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

 

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his

two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the

sun set.

 

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful

cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night

for romance.

 

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better

to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his

arm around it.

 

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled

fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

 

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets

together, but there was no more cuddling.

 

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another

shipwreck.

 

The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

 

That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach

ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus

clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

 

Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again..

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in

and leaned over to Hillary, cautiously and whispered in her ear...

 

'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'