The Good Husband

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Adam wakes up with a huge hangover after attending the Staff Christmas

 

Party.

 

 

 

Adam is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol

 

at all.

 

 

 

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was

 

feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

 

 

 

Adam had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is

 

a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

 

And, next to them, a single red rose! Adam sits up and sees his clothing

 

in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around

 

the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is

 

the rest of the house.

 

 

 

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back

 

at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note

 

hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on

 

it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey,

 

breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your

 

favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Vicki '

 

 

 

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,

 

steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at

 

the table, eating. Adam asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'

 

 

 

Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You Fell

 

over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the

 

hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

 

 

 

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order

 

and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for

 

me?'

 

 

 

His son replies, 'Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she

 

tried to take your pants off, you screamed 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!'

 

 

 

Broken Coffee Table $239.99.

 

Hot Breakfast $4.20.

 

Two Aspirins $.38.

 

 

 

Saying the right thing, at the right time,

 

 

 

PRICELESS!!!!

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