40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates

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40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

 

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

 

 

God says 'We are over quota on Gypos.

Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will just let the dozen in.'

 

 

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the blower to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'.................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'No, the gates'