Bruce’s 1st Visit To A Brothel

[Montydog 135]

An Aussie lad in Alice Springs is just about to be 18, and his Dad tells him,

 

"Well Bruce, you're a man now, so it's about time you got intimate with a Sheila, here's some cash, get yourself down to Sydney and find a girl"

 

So Bruce hitches a ride on the Road Train and heads down to Sydney, once there he heads straight into the first Bordello he can find.

 

He finds the Sheila of his dreams and they head upstairs into the best room in the place.

 

She heads to the bathroom, and on her return is somewhat suprised to find that he has stacked all the furniture in the room around the walls!

 

"Eh Bruce" she says "Eh why have you moved all the furniture??"

 

Realising she is a city girl, he tries to explain....

 

"Well Sheila, I never done this with a girl before, but if Kangaroos are anything to go by, I'll need all the room I can get!!!!!"

 

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Boooooo!