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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH ?

> >

> > A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an

> > animated conversation.

> >

> > The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

> > attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

> >

> > 'Emma come first.

> > Den I come.

> > Den two asses come together.

> > I come once-a-more! .

> > Two asses, they come together again.

> > I come again and pee twice.

> > Then I come one lasta time.'

> >

> > The lady can't take this any more,

> >

> > 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

> >

> > 'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about

> > our sex lives.

> >

> > 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.

> >

> > 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to

> > spell

> > 'Mississippi'.'

> >

> > FIVE QUID says you're gonna read this again!

[whilliam_mancon 2]

Very funny!