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How a marriage works ?


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Subject: How a marriage works.

 

 

 

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.

The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait

to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

 

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right

back.'

 

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

 

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have

a beer.'

 

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

 

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him

25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different

countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.

 

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing

that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly

pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen

glasses...'

 

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife

interrupted him by saying,

 

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

 

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen

that she was getting chills just holding it.

 

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie

roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres

that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be

right back. I promise. OK?'

 

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the

oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors

d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom

caps, pork strips, etc.

 

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You

know...there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

 

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing

beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your

motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and

you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it now, Arsehole?'

 

........and, they lived happily ever after.

 

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

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