Confucius Say

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Confucius Say:

 

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Virginity like

bubble, one prick, all gone.

 

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Man who run in

front of car get tired.

 

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Man who run behind

Car get exhausted.

 

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Man with hand in

pocket feel cocky all day.

 

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Foolish man give

wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright

organ.

 

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Man with one

chopstick go hungry.

 

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Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

 

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Man who eat many

prunes get good run for money.

 

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Baseball is wrong:

man with four balls cannot walk.

 

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War does not

determine who is right, war determine who is

left.

 

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Wife who put

husband in doghouse soon find him in

cathouse.

 

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Man who fight with

wife all day get no piece at night.

 

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It take many nails

to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

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Man who drive like

hell, bound to get there.

 

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Man who stand on

toilet is high on pot.

 

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Man who live in

glass house should change clothes in

basement.

 

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Man who fish in

other man's well often catch crabs.

 

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Man who fart in

church sit in own pew.

 

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Crowded elevator

smell different to midget.

 

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Person who deletes this has no humor!!!

 

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