The Erectus Trouserius

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The Erectus Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is the worlds most dangerous snake.

Colour varies from Pink to Black . Its Fangless, average length 5-9 inches depending on subspecies and

the honesty of its owner. It appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times.

Attacks women in the mouth or abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting nine months, some are also known to attack men from behind!

[Ergodyne]

AH ! The infamous " One eyed, spitting bed snake "