A very short joke

[pcdodger]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'

'Not yet,' she replied.

[rcolinr]

Even shorter:

 

There were two women sitting quietly.

[digavich]

Even shorter:

 

There were two women sitting quietly.

 

 

 

They must have been unconscious.

[1234]

Even shorter:

 

Would have been apt if said to be the shortest.

Edited February 16, 2009 by 1234