Beware of a dark cupboard

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the

bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband

also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard,

not realising that the little boy is in there.

 

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.

 

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let

alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

 

Boy - 'I have a football.'

 

Man - 'That's nice.'

 

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

 

Man - 'No, thanks.'

 

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

 

Man - 'OK, how much?'

 

Boy - '$ 250'

 

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in

the cupboard together.

 

Boy - 'Dark in here.'

 

Man - 'Yes, it is.'

 

Boy - 'I have football boots.'0

 

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'

 

 

Boy - '$ 750'

 

Man - 'Sold.'

 

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and

football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

 

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'

 

 

The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000.'

 

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend

like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going

to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

 

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession

booth and he closes the door.

 

The boy says, 'Dark in here'.

 

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my

cupboard now'!!

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A Priest goes on holiday , He has a friend who is a Priest take care of his Church, He leaves him a list of prays for the Confesion box. People come in and confess to him all there sins , He just looks down the list and tells them how many Our fathes or Hail Marys to say. One day a lady comes in to the confesional box and confesses that she has sinned , She gave her Husband a blow job, The priest looks down the list and cannot find Blow job , So he tells the lady to wait a minute, he rushes out the back and there are some Quire boys , He asks them What Does the father give for blow jobs , One boy Shouts up ,A Mars bar

Edited January 23, 2009 by friendlyric6411