First Time

[poweroper 0]

MY

FIRST TIME----

 

 

 

It was my first time ever

 

And I'll never forget

 

I'd do it again

 

Without a single regret.

 

The sky was dark

 

The moon was high

 

We were all alone

 

Just she and I.

 

Her hair was soft

 

Her eyes were blue

 

I knew just what

 

She wanted to do.

 

Her skin so soft

 

Her legs so fine

 

I ran my fingers

 

Down her spine.

 

I didn't know how

 

But I tried my best

 

I started by placing

 

My hands on her breast.

 

I remember my fear

 

My fast beating heart

 

But slowly she spread

 

Her legs apart.

 

And when I did it

I felt no shame

 

All at once

 

The white stuff came.

 

At last it's finished

 

It's all over now

 

My first time ever

 

At milking a cow . . .

 

 

 

 

NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS . .

[Rick1079 0]

Who's Mary

[Arno 0]

...Her eyes were blue ...

Since when are cow's eyes blue, you nonce!

[Rick1079 0]

Since when are cow's eyes blue, you nonce!

 

Maybe the cow had blue contacts.

[1234 0]

I had a joke sent to me by a friend,about two lovers,in similar lines.It went like this:

 

The guy says, ' I want to take you to a restaurant to a candle-lit dinner, sit close to you in the darkness, reach out to your ears & say those sweet three words to you.............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........"PAY THE BILL !!"