Lesbonics

[nohlsson1]

I know these are old but a couple still had me smiling this morning.

 

LESBONICS

 

1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? ...

A licker cabinet.

 

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

 

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ...

Militia Etheridge.

 

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? ...

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

 

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ...

Fur Traders.

 

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.

 

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

 

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

 

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ...

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

 

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ...

Lick-a-likes.

 

11. What's the definition of mass confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

 

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? ...

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

 

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers? ...

100 people that don't do dick.

[bigdaddyt45]

14. why did the lesbian cut her vacation in france short?

she missed her native tongue