nohlsson1

Just sent that to all teachers I know.

that has to be one of the funniest and twisted links I have seen in a long time!

That was a good one.

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast! The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch. When he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit......Third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this Story? Don't mess with the OLD FARTS....Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

I am truly terrified now!

Not sure which one was my favorite

I thought it was the weird looking one holding the ball until I saw the perv playing with his balls.

Never thought of it like that....Ex wives would be another great one.

You had me rolling again with this one. It kinda hit close to home

I was laughing so hard the next office over came to see what was going on.

"Handles Like a Greasy Weasel" I love that line. Once again you out did yourself. It is a shame they all drowned though.....

It's simple... 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better?