golf club rules

[wacojacko 1]

A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that he would like to enjoy life a little so he went to the exclusive St Andrews Golf Club.

He was told on applying that his application would have to be approved by the Membership Board and that he would have their decision in a few days.

Two days later he was told that his application had been turned down.

He went to the Club to find out why.

He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?"

"Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are Jock"

"Well you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts."

"Aye, I know that."

"And being Jewish you must be circumcised."

"Aye, I am that."

"Well the board decided that we could not have a circumcised man parading around with us."

"Och away with ye man," the Jew cried. I know I must be a Protestant to march on the orangeman's parade, and a Catholic to belong to the Knights of Columbus but this is the first time I've heard that a man has to be a complete prick to be a Scotsman.