Canadian Olympics

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

It is so funny to see or hear some of the shit that people think about Canada. This is also similar to the dumb shit some of us newbies ask the older members on this forum.

 

 

Ca-na-da... Funny!!

 

Now that Vancouver will be hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

 

Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.

 

Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

 

 

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )

A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

 

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

 

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

 

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )

A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

 

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )

A: No, but you'd better bring a few extra furs for trading purposes.

 

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.

 

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

 

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

 

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

 

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )

A: No, WE don't stink.

 

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

 

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

 

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )

A: Only at Thanksgiving.

 

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

 

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )

A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

 

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

 

 

I hope most of these people don't learn how to procreate.

[Sailfast 503]

http://www.snopes.com/travel/foreign/olympics.asp

[Montydog 135]

It is so funny to see or hear some of the shit that people think about Canada. This is also similar to the dumb shit some of us newbies ask the older members on this forum.

 

 

Ca-na-da... Funny!!

 

Now that Vancouver will be hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

 

Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website.

 

Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

 

No there not, It’s a take on the “real” (not really) questions asked on the Australian tourism web site hence the Q relating to the Vienna boys choir from Austria, not Australia.

 

http://www.pattayatalk.com/forums/index.ph...mp;hl=Australia

 

Was amusing (slightly) the first time I read it many years ago. Glad to see Canada is gradually catching up with the rest of the civilised world though.

[MarsGodOfWar 8]

Damn re-hashing of old jokes just re-worded to new events. I should have known as it did sound familiar, but I just figured I was reminded of other dumb answers given by people to asked questions like on the Jay Leno show when he asks questions of people on the street.

Oh well, I still thought they were funny.