Headache

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A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says,

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

 

 

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,

Not a cow."

 

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,

You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

[Ergodyne 19]